Yup, it’s a little known secret of our economy that roughly 15% of the populace makes over $10,000 a month evaluating restaurants, aka, eating at them and filing reports.
Those reports are essential for us all, and I for one have been perpetually grateful for the knowledge I have gleaned from them.
But why no 21-year-old restaurant evaluators?
I reached out to The Guild of Restaurant Evaluators to ask, and they told me it was a trade secret. But then when I asked the Restaurant Evaluators Guild, they told me it’s for “legal” reasons. But they put “legal” in quotes. The Evaluators Agency told me it was because nobody trusts 21 year olds, but let’s face it, of the “big 3”, nobody trusts The Evaluators Agency compared to the other two.
This reads like a Terry Pratchett quote
Are you crazy?? You can’t trust a 21 year old to have a refined enough palette to be a restaurant evaluator!
You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.
I’m just surprised it wasn’t Microsoft Teams. I’ve had fake job offers sent to me telling me to contact them over Teams before, but I always sent my resume to them first, thinking they were legitimate. This one was totally unsolicited.
[…] would someone like monkeymant59h@icloud.com really be dishonest?
Iphone users can never be evil, I have learned that from watching films.
I get texts for real (but still shitty) job offers. I think texting someone’s cellphone for an unprompted job offer should be fucking illegal. I had some fucking clown recruiter call me 5 times, email me 3 times. Leave 2 voicemails, and send me 5 texts. This was all within the span of a god damn fucking HOUR. These people should be in jail.
I get lots of “Hey! We talked last week about your house! Still interested in selling? What’s your cash price?” My reply is an upscaled goatse.
This is the only appropriate response.
WhatsApp has a zero day code execution exploit and that is probably the reason for using WhatsApp, I got a similarly odd text a couple days ago
Source: https://gbhackers.com/zero-day-exploit-whatsapp-hacker-forums/
That does make sense. I don’t use WhatsApp, so I know nothing about it.
The scam is called pig butchering.
It is a scam but not sure this falls into pig butchering. Pig butchering is more of a romance scam.
Ah. It seems to fit this sort of scam. Didn’t realize the tiddies were a necessary component.
Free training sesh, IM IN
I’m just going to need you to fill out the form I attached to this post
Name:
Age:
Address:
Times you’re out of the house:
SSN:
Mother’s maiden name:
Credit card info to reserve free training:
Crypto wallet credentials to link with our secure payment system:
It’s legit…
Legitimately a scam.
Kind of a fun one though. Has all the typical flags, though hides them well enough I’d bet they get above average hits. Even the haste part is hiding behind a static number of 50 positions.
I’ve definitely seen worse.
I may be coming off a rather silly corporate phishing training session complete with a couple incredibly easy to spot emails.
I was sceptical, but the exclamation mark convinced me.
You’re going to have to do butt stuff with a broken calculator…
Imagine using whatsapp
Sweet Jesus, is MLM not even safe? Bots mean to replace the HUN jobs? Deary Deary Deary…
MLM? This is likely human trafficking. MLMs will gladly take your money, but the face to face interactions are at seminars well after you’re hooked on the scam. Traffickers will entice you into “training” at one of their facilities right away.
Well, thats much worse.
Totally legit. Source: trust me, bro.
Love job offers that begin with, “I apologize”
Why is there a range on payment for training? You’d think that’d be standardized.
It’s based on your training GPA.
People forgetting to put the /s in here gonna convince some special needs kids to leak their SSN and get ransomware on their phones.