Egypt is 1,596 km away from Greece in OUR world. But they’re in a whole new world.
I think they just did some camera trick to cut out most of the travel time and not make the movie longer.
Exactly. They did the same thing in The Lord of the Rings movie. Rivendell is about 300 miles from the Shire. The hobbits leave the Shire at about 40 minutes in, and arrive in Rivendell roughly 35 minutes later. I’m sure they saved time by not stopping for second breakfast, but that would imply traveling 300/35 = 8.6 miles per minute non-stop with their stubby little legs.
Or maybe some people complained the movie was already too long (these people are wrong) and didn’t want to watch hobbits walk 300 miles in real time.
This is it frodo. If i take one more step it will be the farthest from the shire ive ever been
You may already know about this, but there’s an edit of Fellowship of the Ring where Sam says this line every time he takes another step. It makes the movie over 9 hours long.
Haha yeah i was trying to kinda reference that cut as similar to how watching this imaginary movie would feel. I want to link it so others may appreciate the effort too but Youtube DMCAd it.
Oh, no worries. Here is a reuploaded version. Enjoy!
If it had been a neurotic hobbit, he would’ve said that with every following step
Hehe have you seen “version” of the fellowship where every time Sam takes a step on screen it goes back to that moment in the movie? I watched it for like 30 minutes just in awe that someone took the time to create it
Now I’m just imagining in every movie or TV show if we had to watch people travel in real time to wherever they were going lol. Sounds painful.
Why haven’t my Disney characters not all exploded from how much they don’t go to the bathroom?
So they were singing on that carpet for hours.
Time moves differently during a musical number, anyway. They regularly skip forward to the next scene that can be hours or even days away.
I was going to rip on taking a cartoon too seriously, but then I remembered getting annoyed at superwhy, which is an ABCs show for toddlers. They had an episode where they landed on Saturn, and it was sandy. I had a to give my then 2 year old an impromptu lesson on what a gas giant was and that her favorite show was fucking wrong. I was so irritated that an education show would do that lol.
OP has never heard of a montage
That’s the thing where you tie each other up for sexual gratification, right? Like in that Twilight fanfic? 😛
Wait… If you both tie each other up, how do you you get out?
Very carefully.
No. It’s the agreement you sign with a bank when buying a house.
No, that’s a morgage. You’re thinking of the short walk between two lakes where you have to carry the canoe.
years ago, people would go down alleyways
this technique was known as “a walk”
No, that’s a portage. You’re thinking of a dish consisting of oatmeal or another meal or cereal boiled in water or milk.
No, that’s potage. You’re thinking of a mixture, often of incongruous elements.
That’s the not-so-fun sexual innuendo.
My banking relationship is non sexual. However, they still manage to fuck me.
Maybe they were just in Vegas the whole time.
I just assume that it was time dilation due to editing. The actual journey was much longer. Don’t think about it too much cause then you’ll start to wonder how long that song actually is, and then you’ll start to question why anyone randomly breaks out into song to begin with, and how everyone seems to know the lyrics despite being complete strangers.
You didn’t get the message about 5pm singing practice?
Shhhh, don’t tell Truman!
