Don’t forget that you lose 3% to inflation every year, and even more when we are in hyper-inflation like we are now.
Gambling in Wall Street’s Casino is, by design, the only way to have a chance not to lose money.
It’s fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don’t.
Just got two Powerball tix for tonight, thanks! Since one ticket is 50%, two should basically guarantee I win!
Gonna go kick my boss in the balls and walk out, should be fine, right? Probably.
Correct. Do it like Homer and use you boss’s head as bongos.
That would imply the one organising the gambling isn’t taking a cut.
Nah you’re wrong
That’s how you sell monkey pictures my man now let’s all go do coke until we get divorced, Leo will be there
Sorry i’m the boring guy. It is (more than) 20 times more probable to lose 100% than to win 2000% in most gambling.
You’re going to get us kicked out of the casino talking like that!
simultaneously laughs and sobs in leveraged investments
Lottery and gambling are taxes on emotionally weak people who can’t do math.
