Nah, the charge is using a stolen credit card!
Manslaughter
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
“And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”
RIP
He shall be forever immortalized in meme form
Its solemn duty of every person who comes in contact with the authorities to quote “Democracy Manifest”.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS
Quivering Beef Curtains*.
Although I believe that’s the second video…
Ain’t nobody fuck with tiny hippo. Ain’t nobody.
I see you know your Judo well.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!
You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?
I don’t get it
And they said house hippos didn’t exist
I miss the House hippo
Okay, at this rate, who’s going to be the one to make /c/babyhipposhitposts or /c/babyhippomemes?
If they’re taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it’s on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.