DeathToBritain [she/her,they/them]

I think new yorkers should just start doing the accent again. like you can just fake it until it becomes natural, you can just do that

made a huge cauldron of chilli. genuinely only made chilli because I have been playing red dead and thinking about cowboys. like, I do like chilli, but this made me want to make it

still mad taco bell got rid of their plant based meat alternative here

there are thousands of urban foxes all over London. I see them ALL the time, but I cannot even feed one at all! they just run away when you make eye contact from 20 metres away >.>

how the fuck does one even befriend an owl. slient flying, 180 degre vision, nocturnal birds of prey. like how do you even bfriend that in a meaningful way? pigeons, geese, crows, even the wild parrots in London (yeah it’s a weeird thing), it’s pretty straight forwards! they just take the food and let you chill. but an owl???

you know sometimes I see a type of animal I like a lot, and like I don’t wanna have it as a pet because it would not be condusive to a healthy living environment to be in a human house, but I want one as a friend. in particular I feel like this about owls

starting to think I just broadly do not like talking to cis people. NotAllCissies, but somehow always one. I just don’t want them commenting on the shit they fundimentally do not understand

complete tangent you can ignore

but, you ver read about how African wild cats, from which our dommestic cats come from, are a part of a pack with communal rearing and sharing of young? it’s far more like an older brother or sister going away than the parental bond people have considered for quite some time. the misplaced child - adult relationship theory of cat domestication coms from European wild cats, which are far more solitary, which is what had people pondering why cats love us, when really African wild cats are just like that with other cats

those kinda kisses that last maybe a seecond or most but feel so much longer are great; shit hits you with the ‘woah…’ . I’m too much of a dumb romantic to give advice here, don’t listen to this, but my wife and I were long distance between Britain and Australia for years and now she’s asleep in bed next to me after many years of pain and perseverance

how could you not? monster fuckers DESERVE their representation

we do a little trolling

my ass could NOT beat an indigenous insurgency. folks have tried, and I do not think I’d be up to the task

I’ve always wanted to make a game with a secondary, burried hidden, horror plot under the surface. like you can totally play the game normally and it’s a full normal game. but, there’s some weird moments that take you aback to go huh… what was that about? with the ability for players to really dig deeper into the guts of the whole thing.

one time I started to write a visual novel gay dating sim with this idea. I got quite a ways into the first chapter of it. the plot there was typical queer trash (some of you would love it, I am sure), but with these summoning rituals a player can find and decode that line up with background set dressing of abductions to summon some sort of being. there’s something to the concept, I’ve bounced around a few more ideas. a Pokemon like thing with a self aware 4th wall breaking character behind the evil team who wants to ruin the world game so they can not exist by the world being ended. whole crisis of the self about if his actions are even his even wanting to not exist. I just felt that was a bit weak.

I signed the petition, Khan is just a coward!

I have a lot of bird plushies, birds are very much a special interest of mine

I have a really big baby emperor penguin called Cecil. banger of a plushie, love that mfer

riding my horse through the town of Valentine, as I go past the saloon this dude gets thrown through the window into the dirt. guy came out shouting “GET YER LIL PECKER AWAY FROM MAH WOMAN”; with ragtime piano audable through the smashed window, they beat the shit out of one another in the mud. the atmosphere in red dead redemption 2 is so fucking good. I didn’t even get involved, I just watched

Ma’am- M- m- Ma’am! please stop interupting me Ma’am- I will be REPORTING you to the posting ombudsman Ma’am

I’m glad we started getting little paragraphs for the trans mega text like the other megas get. I like when people share their passions. never really gotten into Touhou but, WIIHAPPYFEW, thank you for that little character bio :)

Karlach really is the kinda friend who is 100% ride or die. I will dive into the depths of Avernus to free her, just so we can hug after we get some beers