When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn’t really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can’t really remember. But then she asked about mine and that’s when I told her about the escorts. That’s when she got mad about me telling her about my past.

Shitty parents are the reason why I’m a sugar daddy.

Don’t forget Alec Guinness playing an Arab in Lawrence of Arabia.

A lot of people will tend to mention John Wayne playing Genghis Khan or Mickey Rooney playing a Japanese man in Breakfast at Tiffany’s but will skip over other examples.

I love how much this pisses people off. Dude is a troll and people are feeding him constantly.

Gamers are the most oppressed cultural group.

Total cumskin death

Because it’s never the responsibility of the user.

It’s like when parents go after the drug dealers than blame their own kid for doing drugs.

Bro, I was the biggest bully in grade school. It made me popular with the girls and that’s why I mostly did it. And I was tall, so it just made things easier.

I’d vote for cumskins

If this post gets 100 upvotes then capitalism will fail and everyone will get sex.

The people who vote are losers. They’re people who think electing some person they met or had any alone time with will make their lives better.

The people who vote are loses.

These are the people who think electing some person they never met or spent any alone time with will magically make their lives better.