Nobody really reads resumes anymore. And I know this because mine has had “secretly banksy” on it, right between advanced Excel and intermediate SQL, for the last 7 years.
Not a single person has mentioned it, which is doubly strange because I definitely have been asked, “When you say advanced Excel; advanced in what way?” - which, I’ll grant you, is the obvious question anytime someone puts that on their resume.
Nobody really reads resumes anymore. And I know this because mine has had “secretly banksy” on it, right between advanced Excel and intermediate SQL, for the last 7 years.
Not a single person has mentioned it, which is doubly strange because I definitely have been asked, “When you say advanced Excel; advanced in what way?” - which, I’ll grant you, is the obvious question anytime someone puts that on their resume.
Or maybe people can tell it’s a joke and don’t feel the need to address it?
It literally never occurred to me that it was just a lame joke. Maybe I’m projecting since I never read resumes.