🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months agoAnon likes bikessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down11
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minus-squareFunkyMonk@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·10 months agoYou had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.
minus-squaredoylio@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoI think the point was to contrast this with cars. Having your car stolen is 10x worse than having your bike stolen
minus-squareHyperreality@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 months agoYou have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoIf you’re big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·10 months agoThink of it that way - whoever stole your bike was probably more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.
minus-squarehydrospanner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·10 months agoThere it is. The stupidest thing I’ll read all day. And the sun’s not even up yet.
minus-squareSerdalis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoIt’s a reference to this comic https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1314087-my-bike-got-stolen-recently
minus-squareMindSkipperBro12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoI never know if the artist is serious or not.
minus-squarehydrospanner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoThank you; I had no idea. I take it that the idea is that it’s supposed to be stupid?
You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.
I think the point was to contrast this with cars. Having your car stolen is 10x worse than having your bike stolen
10x? What car can be so cheap?
You have enough money for a pair of bolt cutters.
If you’re big enough, you just need money for a balaclava.
Hmmmm baklavas
Think of it that way - whoever stole your bike was probably more happy to get it than you are sad to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever.
There it is.
The stupidest thing I’ll read all day.
And the sun’s not even up yet.
It’s a reference to this comic https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1314087-my-bike-got-stolen-recently
I never know if the artist is serious or not.
Thank you; I had no idea.
I take it that the idea is that it’s supposed to be stupid?