The USS US
Us sus?
Always has been 👦 🔫 👩🚀
Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes
That’s because of the way it is.
USS Healthcare for All
so THATS where the budget went
Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”
does barrel roll
Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
I’m not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.
I mean we don’t have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?
This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.
Healthcare? 🙅
This? 👀
They probably have a med bay
It’s the fortress-ship from Iain Bank’s “Use of Weapons”.
How’s the command chair?
A little pokey around the ribs.
Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.
And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.
Nah, the USS Guam is just Guam
No kinda aircraft carrier like an unsinkable island aircraft carrier!
Not enough guns, and where are the runways?
The USS Go Fuck Yourself.
The new Star-Destroyer class
Budget & award contact to the private sector first, figure out credibility of defense later.
Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”
United States of Smash
Ah, so we should name it after Perry.
The USS Dour Motherfucker.
USS “WE’LL MAKE YOU LIKE US”
USS Nice Economy You Got There.
