“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”
does barrel roll
That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
The USS US
Us sus?
Wow I just realized us makes up us. Crazy how words be sometimes
That’s because of the way it is.
Always has been 👦 🔫 👩🚀
USS Healthcare for All
so THATS where the budget went
Ultimate admiral dreadnaughts AI is at it again!
I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?
… I unironically want this, now
If it’s healthcare or this at least have one of them.
Can’t cost more the Zumwalts
“Temper temper” indeed.
Park this animal on the south side of Taiwan with huge banner:
“Also available for tours to the Philippines!”
*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean
You may need the energy output of a small star to power it
Just shoot all guns at the same time.
And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.
Nah, the USS Guam is just Guam
No kinda aircraft carrier like an unsinkable island aircraft carrier!
The age of the battleship has returned!
It’s the fortress-ship from Iain Bank’s “Use of Weapons”.
How’s the command chair?
A little pokey around the ribs.
Not enough guns, and where are the runways?
The USS Go Fuck Yourself.