• raptir@lemdro.id
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    1 year ago

    Keyed my car. I’m not kidding. She keyed a message into the side of my car thinking it would get me back.

  • Lvxferre@lemmy.ml
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    Lying about events that allegedly happened while we were engaged, and expecting me to actually believe her. Specially when she switched who did what.

    For example. “I even cooked at late night for you!” - err… no. She only cooked for me a handful of times, all of them afternoon snacks. (I’m not a big fan of afternoon eating but I appreciated the gesture.) I was cooking for her fairly often, including preparing a “fake” barreado (kind of stew) at 3AM.

    Or claiming that a common friend (a woman) openly mocked her while we were drinking with friends, and I did nothing. I was there and I remember what friend said - a single sentence, roughly “hello and bye for both of you!”, since that friend was leaving as we were arriving on the bar. Even if she wanted to mock my then girlfriend, she wouldn’t have the time to do so.

    What makes those funny is not the fact that she was lying, but that they’re such idiotic lies that you can smell the bullshit from a kilometre of distance.

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      This. Reading this thread makes me sad and wonder where I went wrong in life.

      Maybe I shouldn’t have chosen IT as a career. Or maybe my parents shouldn’t have sent me to an all-boys school, which made me shy and awkward around girls even in my later years. Maybe I should’ve fooled around in my college and uni days, instead of concentrating on my studies. What did all my efforts get me? What was I even working so hard for? Forget being in a relationship, I haven’t even kissed a girl yet. Sigh.

  • DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com
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    Got my name tattooed on her lower back. This was after we’d separated, I’d moved out, and divorce proceedings had commenced.

    She married husband #3 the next year.

  • DemonicPenguin@lemm.ee
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    I was going out with this chick for a while and we had just gotten serious for maybe a month and then she just goes and sleeps with some dude, she confessed and I dumped her by text. Then she has the gall a week later to chase me down the street begging to speak to me and apologizing while I was trying to walk home. At first I ducked I into a gas station to get away but even after I left it after 5 mins I was still followed for 1/2 mile. Like bruh.

  • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    once i binged a shitload of adderall for 3 weeks to paint a realistic oil painting of a cat for my ex to try to win her back. It was a very good painting, amazing imo with my lack of training

    It wasn’t even of her cat though i literally googled cats and copied one. Idk what I was thinking. She just always wanted me to paint something that wasn’t abstract lol

    No it didn’t work but she still has it 11 years later so that’s nice at least