no banana @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agoFuck the lawlemmy.worldimagemessage-square56fedilinkarrow-up1969arrow-down113
arrow-up1956arrow-down1imageFuck the lawlemmy.worldno banana @lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square56fedilink
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up30·11 days agoThe girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid. The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 days agoReally probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
minus-squareMisterFrog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·10 days agoSo far I’m sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoI got laid with pancakes!
The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.
The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while
Fuckin cool, dude
Really probably one of my best moments as far as sexual conquests go, the other was when I made pancakes well enough that it was apparently a turn-on for her.
So far I’m sensing a food related theme with your sexual conquests
I got laid with pancakes!
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