The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I’m not american.
You’ve got the spirit though
Article was published in 2017, and gun deaths among US kids has increased 50% since 2019.
Original article: https://www.romper.com/p/a-toddler-has-shot-someone-every-week-for-the-last-2-years-straight-it-highlights-this-huge-problem-28266
2023 update from a different gun research group: https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/06/gun-deaths-among-us-kids-rose-50-percent-in-two-years/
We live in hell.
Glad to see their aim got better
Somebody really needs to do something about this kid.
Why don’t Americans simply not have a larger toddler eat this trigger happy rugrat?
They will grow out of it.
Whoever said taking candy from a baby was easy must not have been American
Is this another edition of The Simpsons did it first?
guns don’t kill people, toddlers do
Arm the other toddlers.
I have 3 words for you: Pay per view.
It takes a child to raze a village.
Lmao nice
As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree
Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??
Kinderguardians https://youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk?si=XIxasF5ow8pFfBgW
Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.
Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!
That’s what the toddler wants.
If we change our way of life, the toddler wins.
Precisely. If we fight the toddler head on, we will die. If we acknowledge the superiority of said toddler, we will lose. Then die.
“success in small businesses requires determination to stay the course”
This applies to the big leagues as well. We endure as one. Raise them in the spirit of self defense until they join our tenuous society.
And her name is Maggie Simpson.
Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.
Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.
Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it’s the doctors who do all the work since they’re the experts.
Imagine what he’s going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
He probably doesn’t remain that large, he is a toddler
He remains at small but growing rapidly
He must have grown a lot in two years
Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.
All I’m saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them
You say no to that cute little face!
I would easily say no to his face… but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.
He only uses it once a week though, so just catch him after his weekly kill
Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…
“it’s always midnight somewhere.”
What if he got ill, or has an upcoming holiday and has to make up his quota? I am not sure I want to take that chance.