I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

  • Che Banana@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Start small and work your way up.

    grape>cherry tomato>kiwi>live ringtailled deermouse>avocado>apple

    • Krudler@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 months ago

      Dude there’s something wrong with your mind.

      I was with you right up until you said avocado.

      Sicko.

      You don’t frigging know the price of avocados these days?