• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I’ll take the dicks. I will whip off my shirt and unleash a devastating torrent of piss if threatened.

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        4 months ago

        Tight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.

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          4 months ago

          Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.

          Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again

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            Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.

            Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?

            The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.