Recently we had one of the largest fires in California history called the Park Fire.
The California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection said Wednesday morning that 277 structures have been destroyed by the fire and 29 structures have been damaged.
On the TV they interviewed a man whose house survived. He said, “I thank god my house was spared”.
So, let me get this straight. God destroyed 277 homes but saved yours? If that’s god’s will then god is an asshole.
“I have to pee”.
“So… fasten zip? Zip fasten? Wanna talk socks?”
“Anatomically impossible, Mr Garibaldi. But you’re welcome to try, any time.”
(Okay, Walter was amazing as Bester… it took me a coup seasons to realize he was then same actor as Chekhov.)
Where are your nuclear wessels?