I am supportive of you being Canadian
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
“No, no, I’m talking about your genitals.”
“Oh, you mean Tim Horton’s?”
Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.
Doughnuts**
“what’s in your pants?”
“a party you’re not invited to”
“a hockey knife”
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
Surprise, I’m both!
I’m sorry
A Simp, Got It.
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I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.
Maple syrup on your junk is a proud Canadian Thanksgiving tradition.
I was sick and family was busy. So I missed thanksgiving this year.
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Why isn’t the first option?
There is no such thing as ‘Canadian’, it’s just a phase!
Huge missed opportunity: could have been God made Adam and Eve, not Maple and Leaf
I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
Buddy/guy here
Classic
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you
I’m guessing this is not a required demographic question in Canada.
Might be a case where Canadian applicants submit another form that has the relevant information in a different format too.
LGBTQIAC
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Canadian
Pretty sure he did say Adam and Moose.
Hey, Adam; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
I think he said moose and squirrel!
Naah, Moose came later, he was the chap who came down from a mountain with a couple of iPads, then drove out of the desert in a Triumph, or something like that.
The Book of Mormon is a wild ride.
No spoilers please!
Wasn’t she on YCDTOTV?
No worries
Is this Windows95?
Probably just a cut and paste error, still funny.
Our country reeks of trees / our Yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses.
