Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!
Imagine how massive the camera that took that picture is!
That’s an instant X2 score modifier right there.
I get so pissed off when one of the YouTubers I follow starts shilling for some bs subscription service that I have to play a few hours of Raid: Shadow Legends to calm down.
That would be impossible, for I am the raciest uncle!
Edit: And before my inbox fills up, I’m only into Weird Aunts with a balanced cat/tattoo ratio.
What if we made some sort of floating train?
All it needs is a line saying, “Hand Blown Artisanal Glassware and Other Whimsical Notions”
Hooray. I’ve been looking to add a few more points of maintenance and failure to my bike.
If women are truly the fairer sex, why are they always cheating at cards?
I knew taking four years of Applied Rap Math would pay off.
Bean Maiden, please.
Oh, thank fuck. David Bowie’s Area is still online.
Sounds like you have experienced a Cubs game.
I always thought it was “You’re an asshole”.
Ugh, the whole renovation thing is a pain in the ass. My mom watches renovation shows all day while the house has fallen into smelly disrepair over the last twenty years.
She keeps talking about painting this or knocking out that wall or installing all new fixtures 'so it can be nice for the next people (she’s in her 80s and plans on dying there).
I keep telling her that no matter how much money she wastes ‘fixing’ the place up, the people that eventually buy it are going to gut it and do their own thing.
One little old lady using a total of three rooms in a 4br3b house.
She dreams that I’ll settle down and want a quiet place in the suburbs, but I hate the neighborhood and most of the people that live there. If she were hit by a bus tomorrow I’ll call the first Cash For Houses scam I see so I don’t have to deal with any of that.
/Rant
We should really chisel all of our memes in granite and stand them up in a field so that future generations may know our genius.
Its kind of like a Boise Corn-dog, but it requires jumper cables and four cinder blocks instead of two.
Also, wouldn’t it be foolish to send a bunch of angry young people to the country that they are supporting?
Seems like that would make it extra easy for Hamas to recruit American students, especially after they get to experience the horror first hand.
“I have a busted old brain from the 80s, what distro would you suggest?”
Still waiting on a fax from them to confirm.