At press time, Wheeler announced he would instead be attending PragerU.
That last line brought the whole thing together.
Agreed, was meh until then but the punchline was worth it.
idk, “even though my father raped someone at the same college” definitely made contact
Imagine being the stock photo for this article.
Hopefully it’s an AI photo.
I just need to express how perfect that title is. The way it changes meaning with almost every additional word is really impressive.
The Onion has been doing perfect titles for decades. It’s become harder for them in recent years, with reality coming to meet The Onion.
Shouldve had a rich parents. /s
Could he swim?
Last sentence is gold. Worth the read.
Hey OP! Did you copy my username format? Did I give you permission?
