How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

It’s taking your milk for dairy product replacements

Is that lemonfred?

No, no I can’t.

Caught in a landslide?

Maybe they are whale skulls

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn’t be an issue.

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

If the bar is heaving, always order the Guinness last, preferably after they’ve had time to sort out all the other drinks first.

No good at likensubs*

Then I misread your initial comment I guess. I can get behind that.

Toxic masculinity?

I’ve never known anyone except people on the internet to be all “everyone should be themselves and do what they enjoy”

And then when someone enjoys something that they don’t like it’s suddenly “No, not like that! That’s toxic!”

If you don’t like “disgusting” things or dark humour that’s absolutely fine but don’t call people toxic for liking it. I would say that’s a toxic trait in itself.

I find feet disgusting but I’m not here to call someone toxic cos they have a foot fetish.

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It’s intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it’s extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

They do what we all did and start drinking at 14 in a park somewhere

Totally not, Jessica

I’m not even American but didn’t the republicans do the exact same thing with “America under biden” using pictures of America under Trump.

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don’t see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

You can consume in public, just not in alcohol free zones. The zones are generally city/town centres where there are usually places licensed to serve alcohol. Everywhere else you can drink as you please as long as you don’t get too drunk.

Same. I’m from the UK so people used to come out at whatever time to clap for the NHS workers. The fun bit was there were no NHS workers near us but I would get home just in time to be applauded by my entire street for working like normal.

I just pinned the new version to the taskbar so I don’t have to mess around with the old version diversion