Use greenhouse to capture a region. Thats how I pirate all my memes
Edit: Greenshot
Stir a lil adderal in there for me too home!
The front fell off
Black eyes: Lie still and wait for the alien abduction to end.
“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”
“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”
“No.”
“Oh. Okay.”
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
God damn it, Jiaan Yang!
When I was a kid we had a future to look forward to
No he’s just gone to the store for cigarettes.
Humans ceasing to emit carbon dioxide is inevitable. I reckon this will happen some time before the average global temperature reaches 100 degrees C.
Thanks, Margot Robbie. You are a pillor of Lemmy society!
You know what, I’m just gonna say it. FUCK Howard Rourke.
Brits ofen say “You alright?” As a substitute for “Hi.”
Pretty jarring when you’re not used to it. Id think “God, I must look like shit if they’re genuinely checking on my welfare!”
What rhymes with guillotine?
Sometimes I have romantic moments all on my own.
Egg sac?