As one who mostly read the comics on newspapers when they were a thing, this could be the much needed endorsement for that target audience.

Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.

That beard reminds me of Hook, and the text fits.

Jews In Space…

She is practically royalty, so her endorsement matters. (To some people)

Yep https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Ghani_Baradar

Mrs Puff lost it over SpongeBob again!

Those golden shoes remind me of something:

I have golden shoes, isn’t that weird?

But where does Scrat figure in this?

Without ranked choice voting or something like that, how much say in governance do any third party have in America?

As I understand it’s practically zero.

The new J.D. Vance Doll™ from Blamco.

Couch sold separately

Fire and rocks, the OG of technology.

Mine currently has 700 mb and 90 mb background network usage, which I quickly disabled.

Temu also uses background data!

Been using Ali express, it’s the same shit, but generally you can just ignore it, the popup ads for some sale or other are just annoying.

And if you are using the app then disable notifications!

That’s the one she smokes to calm her down after smoking all the other ones.

Nailed it!

Is he by any chance called Jesús?

Edit: Gabriel is close enough

Why go 5 years when you could go back and ensure the convicted felon loses to Hilary.

DOUGIE?