Ask the parents of the Menendez brothers, oh wait.

2 hrs 37 min!

Tell that to my torrent box 😎

Guns = 3, Ass = 0

Stop, I can only get so erect!

Well, I would expect there to be some shred of evidence that it is dangerous to the security of the United States. We have LOADS of evidence of that for TikTok.

Facebook is an American company. Are you ok? Can you read?

Lemmy is not a United States adversary with a history of spying on foreign intelligence. If it was, I sure as fuck wouldn’t be on it!

I don’t see a banana in them shorts, so the name checks out.

John Oliver, Linus, and The Daily Show? We have a very similar taste in YouTube videos.

Have you met religious people? They will find a way to keep giving.

I also love that the thing that’s going to finally bring this society to a collapse is unisex bathrooms. You know, the same kind you have in your house.

Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop. Paul, Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

You really think these videos are being uploaded by Biden’s personal cell phone or something? All of this is handled by a social media team.

I’m proud to represent Illinois instead!

Are we the baddies?

Are you sure you don’t need a website redesign? My company can get you on the right track!

Exactly what are you eager for, Mr. Eagle?

Did you weigh that $20 against all of the effort that you would need to go get your own damn food? You are paying for convenience! If you want a good deal don’t pay someone else to do your work for you.

87 mph in american, btw.