Since I’m European; Guns are great, every good person should have some.

Because there are more posts now 👍

The Gotland-class submarine is pretty awesome, apparently it’s the only one that has ever “sunk” an US Aircraft Carrier during an exercise.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotland-class_submarine#Secondment_to_United_States_Navy

Why do I assume this is because your’s is like a spiral?

100%

But I would’ve done it and then broke up with her for not trusting me.

I took a too big of a bite of a banana once.

Neither, I don’t stick it in crazy. I’ve learned my lessons in life.

Wait, you guys have souls?

Metaphorically no/big balls or actually no balls? I think I’d choose Big D and no balls if the latter.

Mass flagging probably, automatic systems. or maybe it’s the swear word?

Anyway: What she said was hilarious, you can’t make it up.

Lifting weights, watching tv-series, improving my programming skills, playing games. I’ll be buying a house soon, so then I will probably work a lot on the house and the yard.

I’d probably just laugh.

Who the hell finds her hot?

Men crying for any other reason than somebody close to him died.

Indeed, “enhanced” body parts are ugly.

Emma Watson

1-2 hour walks in nature every day.

No. I think a lot of things are more likely than other things to happen, but there’s no real reasons behind them.

Yes, two times.