And she laughed at him all the way to the bank.

“Bald foreign plant unable to convince people of absurd reality. Blames others for own lack of ability.”

Most of Trump’s brain is a neuron firing based on a thing he saw long ago that might be related to the topic in some way. The rest of the conversation is backfill to connect those dots to whatever the main topic is.

Instead of seeking expert advice on how to retrieve the weapon, one officer decided to activate the emergency shutdown button.

“This action caused the MRI’s magnet to rapidly lose superconductivity, leading to the evaporation of approximately 2,000 liters of helium gas and resulting in extensive damage to the MRI machine,” the suit said.

The officer then retrieved his gun, but left a magazine full of bullets on the floor of the MRI office, the suit says.

Police truly are the dumbest people on earth. “It says off, I want to turn it off, it means the same thing.”

What about professionally?

Do they drink?

Stop throwing soup on art and keep fighting fossil fuels. Go after coal too. Power plants and refineries are choke points on the process. Just stop making the public mad with pointless soup throwing. Or at least throw it on Nigel Farage. Public figures need soup more than Renaissance painters.

Some people get lost in a desert for 40, write a book about why they were lost for so long, and now folks give up Sundays to pray away their feelings.

If there is no fact checking, Kamala needs to be ready to ask why Trump nominated someone who isn’t allowed in any Ashley Furniture store in the lower 48 states and Alberta.

Interfere with the industry that it is trying to upset. Frustrating the customers does little to stop the supply/demand of the market so oil keeps being produced and used.

Disrupt oil production. Upset oil deliveries. Frustrate the oil users.

Those are the end objectives that will change how the world uses oil. Now the organization name makes sense - it’s the start and sole cause of the movement. Now it can galvanize people to join by knowing the cause through a name that is a call to action. JSO does so much almost right that it feels like deliberate missteps each time JSO is in the news.

JSO can organize union drives to upset oil production. Rally the people behind it and the organization may see change from the inside. Or at least freak out the people in charge enough to see they need to change.

Dig troughs across oil access roads so maintenance crews can’t get to rigs. Make the cost of running the business so high that the people making decisions have to start addressing the activity. Frustrate the business.

Throwing soup at an icon of culture does nothing to highlight the goals, rally support, or stop the offending action. It ONLY gives oil protests a bad name while being completely unhelpful at stopping oil.

“and a man must fuck around and find out” - also Putin

Have they stopped using their launcher? The only way I will ever play an Ubisoft game is if they ditch that jank ass launcher.

Please post again when they bloom!

Hopefully they want to understand why this happened and will learn who’s to blame.

Back when there were enough radio DJs to create a market that something like this could be sold. Now it would be nearly a hundred thousand dollars and only available to the wildly successful and corporate buyers. Imagine, so many DJs that every city had its own soundtrack. What a time to be alive.

Just Stop Oil feels like an astroturf group made by fossil fuel lobbyists to smear the idea of activists while teaching a generation how to fuck up protesting. Their wildly unreliable activities make me not trust them for defacing unrelated things like art. There are other, better ways to protest. And besides, coal is more destructive than oil so this group doesn’t look like they know about environmental sciences. Britain was built on coal - fix that first. It’s already dying, just do the world a favor and finish it off.

I make ice cream as a hobby and found orange ice cream is too rich to eat even a scoop in one sitting. It’s completely possible but it’s hard to eat.

Conservatives are hypocritical and they don’t conserve anything. They burn as much as they can get away with and use slick marketing to convince folks they are the good guys. That’s why they are called conservatives - the marketing works.

You can be literally obliterated by a sneeze. And you’re so dusty, folks would need to make a Con check for allergies.

She was a great one who shall be missed. Guess it’s time for a memorial viewing of Murder by Death tonight.