CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]

Late Bloomer? Ain’t nothing wrong with being a never-bloomer…

HE’S POINTING DOWN!!! ALL MY SOULS GONE

PLEASE HE ALREADY KILLED THE PHANTOM I SUMMONED AND MY MANA IS ALMOST GONE

UNPLUG THE ETHERNET CABLE IM BEING INVADED BY JOHN SOULS

I’m so small I can’t blame people for not knowing where I am. You could even rub beards sensually with another man and not even realize I’m right between you.

That one zoo that painted a donkey and tried to pass it off as a zebra were just way ahead of their time

The person who implemented this policy:

there’s a specter haunting the lemmyverse.

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Sometie I wish I had 2 upbears to give to non hexbears that post cool things