The tariffs might increase US manufacturing as many people won’t want to trade. Maybe.

Never tried either.

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We found porn stashed in hedges and sheds, hidden in the woods, on playing cards, in the bottom of wardrobes. It was something you found rather than something you sought out.

The joke as I heard it is ‘what type of dog did the magician have?’

I’ve never seen or heard anyone use drug as the past tense of drag in my long-legged life.

It’s Mandy or The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.

+1 for Cake

The word skeleton comes from the Ancient Greek word skeletós, which means “dried up”.

I have a moss question. If I want moss to grow between bricks on my driveway, can I just cut moss up, put it in, and water it? Will it grow? Or do I need some kind of mix with a culture (like moss and milk, or something)?

How did you get into my private elevator? SECURITY!

We are all above him.

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Do you have functioning eyes?

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

The Terror is marvelous. If you’re thinking of buying Paul Tremblay’s short story collection, don’t. It’s dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

That’s simply not true. If it was, the whole of Northern Ireland would be struck down with kidney stones. Tea is not great for you if you have them, but it doesn’t cause them in everyone.

I have about 4 pints / 2ish litres each day, so I reckon I’m placed high on that list.

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can’t really miss them if they’re naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don’t have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?