This woman heard the stories of Baba Yaga and wanted to be like her.

They should have sent Hellboy.

Feels like Halloween has come early.

We don’t know. Details are skimpy but it seems it’ll star Matt Damon and start shooting at the start of next year, at which point we’ll begin to get leaks from the set. I am sure someone will post more on here when we have further news.

They’re great!

It raises a lot of questions I don’t want to know the answers to.

I suppose we’ll have to wait and see but the history of “big alien announcement coming within weeks” headlines doesn’t make me hopeful. However, he is more high-profile than most people making these claims and is going to look like a plum if nothing happens.

Worth noting he made the first claims about this back in August but it seems things have moved on since then, which would suggest the information he is being fed has updated with time. Could still be someone pulling his leg.

Good old fashioned hard work, just someone else’s a century or two ago.

So they’ve spent $120M (or thereabouts) and might get a Tomb Raider film out of it? Not sure they are getting value for money there.

Today’s risky click.

It’s the one where Sit Patrick Stewart plays the poo emoji.

I know these kinds of firms (Temu too) bombard you with offers to get you to sign up but I doubt “free scorpion” is one of the popular options.

I don’t really remember any of the scary movie franchise except for 1 & 2, but I assume they get progressively worse.

Yes they did, although 5 isn’t hugely worse than 4 if only because they are pretty equally bad.

Asking for a friend?

Anyway, yes it did.

Dumb and Dumberer was pretty bad too.

10. ‘Scary Movie V’ (2013)

Even in the world of horror parody, I’d say Vampires Suck (2010) was worse, as was A Haunted House 2 (2014). Not that SCM5 is any good - it and SCM4 are the worst of the bunch. I see SCM6 is in development. Why?

It’s just lucky Disaster Movie was from 2008 as that is the nadir of the “X Movie” films, worse even than 2007’s Epic Movie (which managed to be worse than Meet the Spartans from 2008).

I don’t care either way, as I have no skin in the game.

The alleged criminal isn’t happy with the charges and is going to appeal.

We don’t actually know they have tested it and a result may not point you at a suspect. Even when they are highly motivated (the BTK case) it can involve a lot of hard work comparing them with public DNA databases, then constructing family trees to narrow the suspects down and running thousands of tests to try and narrow the search down. Worth it when tracking down a serial killer, probably not worth the effort over a few bottles of piss.

The location is magnificent but everything about the house is naff - not just the chandeliers but the curtains, the kitchen, the balconies, the archways, even the outdoor area. The temptation would be to knock it all down and put in something more open to take advantage of the vistas.

Slash Man? With his teen sidekick Wee Lad. I feel a Viz cartoon brewing about incontinent Scottish superheroes.

Fat Bear Week has been an unexpected rollercoaster this year.