Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

Um, I think trying to swallow a whole bottle like that may present bigger problems

This isn’t arable land, this is Europle land!

The stalked has become the stalker

I’m confused; is the joke here that if America gets submerged that we’d just simply colonize the rest of the world?

(cause too close to reality for comfort)

When it’s not a marketing team bumbling things up, you instead surrender the creativity to someone’s fickle whims.

I’m sure this is going to go about as well as the star citizen’s devs (or owner) choosing to go with the crysis engine for their massive game on a whim.

And for the bio/kin/nursing/premed students: how much would need to be amputated?

Hi there! I’m a certified surgeon in my DnD roleplay and I can safely say you’ve just amputated your own arm at that speed at just below the shoulder!

If you could cook a chicken that fast with one slap, wouldn’t it be disintegrated from the force of the blow?

I guess the sun being loud shouldn’t really be all that strange; if I recall correctly the sun has explosions happening on it everywhere all the time, the strange part though is the whole sound lasting for thirteen years part.

Wait you mean you guys can’t hear that?

I thought a Sonic boom was when Sonic drops the mic

I looked it up and the episode is called ‘bass to mouth’; they didn’t directly insult assange, but the rat antagonist in it was called wikileaks.

Honestly after the treatment they gave Julian Assange and wikileaks I noped out; like honestly, criticizing wikileaks for exposing war crimes? Are they really this idiotic and vile?

Mollusk probably (edit: snails and worms are mollusks)

That’s nothing; Tigers and Pandas are still around in the same time period as the electronic device you used to post this!

When people are using mental interface devices to gravitate to their Mars colony it’ll be such a mindbender to realize ye olde memes were being made at the same time all those mammalian fossils from extinct species like elephants and rhinos were carbon dated to!

To be fair it’s still hard to get over that Mammoths were still around at that point; it really feels like they’re from a much earlier era. Also hard to really grasp how advanced people were even that early on.

Uh, the planet isn’t named after some old Roman guy sweaty, it’s named after Goofy’s dog.

But…I liked Prometheus and its sequel…

And this Disney princess doesn’t get pregnant, YOU do!

if flat earthers would just write books

Yup, if Pratchett had been born thirty or forty years later we would have gotten unhinged twitter rants instead of discworld

All I can think is that reactionaries could have had a field day with this and used this as evidence that women shouldn’t be boxing, but racism > misogyny