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6 months agoThere’s coffee in that light beam!
There’s coffee in that light beam!
Ok so you’re going to need a black hole to focus the signal. I hear there’s a guy called Reginald Barclay working on this.
I bet he regrets that umlaut.
Looks like you saw right through the marketing. Seems like that product failed to materialize. It fairs to reason those claims were intangible.
Side effect: your voice cracks in an absurd way every time you use this power. Both parties find it too funny to continue fighting. They instead laugh at you.
I’m your host Will “T-Bone” Riker and welcome to Deltas, Directives, and Docks. Today we’re checking out the Sisko restaurant, they’ve got gumbo so good it makes founders grow frosted tips. The only war in this Dominion is the one I’m going to wage on these succulent crawfish.