“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
There’s a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
But during the summer it’s much too warm for the fuzzy socks and the heating blanket. I want it to get super cold outside so I can make it warm again.
Plus, winter clothes are so much cozier.
Cock-and-ball sink
Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different
Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.
heck
Hey guys I found one
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
Maybe his grandson was a ‘bad guy with a gun,’ in which case the grandfather is actually a hero.
Drop out of school
Change name
Move to another country
I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen