Nobody wants to mention the Malazan Empire series? That’s probably fair since chances are good someone would screw it up royally.

Just don’t say Elric since we know how they screwed us over on his ripoff.

The best part is no matter what health insurance he has (or doesn’t have), that’s gonna be expensive as fuck by the end of the year.

When you have too many cooks in the kitchen, it’s okay to hate some things on the menu. Unfortunately, the hired cooks are coming from the same awful school.

LEGO my LEGOS!

*plays Warrant - Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine

That’s where the burning bush comes in.

Not really. That’s the reason for the new season is that everyone starts with a clean slate. A new character at this time won’t help anything if you’ve already done statues, unlocked the main city waypoints, and renown to the third tier in each area.

Now season 2 was my first time getting to 100 and attempt to clear the season challenges. And my advice there since I won’t complete it: do NOT skimp on leveling up your glyphs. I did everything else but I lost my momentum at the end because it became daunting.

No mercy!

No joke. Many years ago we went to a biker bar and it happened to be a karaoke night. Asian guy sings Secret “Asian” man and we lost our shit.

Plan WAY ahead and donate your body to science. Family isn’t stuck with a bill to the vultures. Cremation even costs way too much to pay people that prey on grieving family for something that is inevitable. And science benefits from your donation. Ultimate win.

Found the only other Utahn around here.