Getcher prison pocket ready, fucker

Fuck oaths, amirite?

Thank you so much for governor “Hot Wheels” 🤙🤙 I’d make fun of Ken’s face, but my mom had bells palsey and is in a similar state 🤷‍♂️

Backwards-ass Texas

He is both the big spoon and the little spoon

Milk and comics are for after the spa 😁

I like Kyle Kinanes approach- cold six-pack on the back of the toilet, setting the playlist up to shuffle with about six ex-roommates ipod collections, and enjoy your well-earned spa-day

Mise en place

It makes them easy to separate for entry upon the short bus 😁

I put them in for my parents, they really appreciated not having to stoop all the way to the ground to get in close- even got my mom one of those rolling seats for the yard 😁 has a little tray underneath for her trowel and whatnot, big knobby tires to go over twigs and stuff easily. It also makes it fun for the grandkids to help out 🤙🤙

We just got some night-blooming jasmine last week, that’s going straight into the ground outside her bedroom windows…she had NO patience for a raised bed 😂 that’s her favorite plant, I believe, had to get it planted RIGHT AWAY!

I really dig the layout! Have you thought about going to raised beds eventually?

Guess I know what’s on my mind, I did a double-take thinking they hired a PR firm with big ole tiddies 😂

I gotta admit, it takes real talent to extend a pinky while drinking from a giant straw 🤣 like an adult capri-sun

I thought they relied on wine-in-a-can?

Edit- NVM, wine-in-a-can is for public consumption 👍 (/s)

I hate having that awkward conversation after confusing the two

She treats her employees very well

Those are gorgeous!

I always like saying “no love like Christian love”

In some real rural areas, you’ll have Sherrifs going up for election throwing raffles to buy votes, newer ideas are guns, but most of the time it’ll be meat (like a quarter of a cow, or maybe a full half if they have $ to throw around)

It’s cool, best I can get ATM is OliveIP, which is a router i purchase from them that turns cell signal into wifi 🤷‍♂️