Coffee tastes like absolute shit. I’ve gagged every time I’ve tasted it.

Also, doesn’t HIV mutate really quickly?

That’s not an SUV, it’s a pickup truck.

We walk around with a little rectangle in our pocket that gives us access to the sum total of human knowledge, but we mostly use it for looking at funny captioned pictures, the same pictures over and over just with different captions.

It’s called a phone but no one ever uses it as one.

Watch the Pangburn videos of Jordan Peterson debating Sam Harris. It’s easy to see what a word-salad regurgitating sophist blowhard Peterson is.

I use “guys” even when address a group of women. I feel it’s basically become a gender neutral term.

Maybe they keep popping up because it’s such a huge problem.

There is a way to get genuine help from a Linux forum.

Say “Fuck this, I’m going back to Windows”.

I yanked the room door open from the inside, forgetting that the latch was still on.

The door frame moulding pulled right off of the wall. The latch was only attached to the moulding and not the wall behind it.

“Fuck you” four times

One would see it as a wall, one would see it as a tree trunk, one would see it as a snake, one would see it as a rope, one would see it as a spear.

;)

What if an instance were able to block specific communities on other instances without defederating?

For people unfamiliar with assembly, it’s one step up from raw 1s and 0s. Just vaguely human readable abbreviations for given sets of 1s and 0s. There are no built in loops or if statements, you have to build all that shit yourself from scratch every time you want to use one. And there’s exactly one built in variable you can use called the register

I buy these really cool magnetic charging cables. You put an adapter in the charging phone port and the cable just attaches itself.

The only problem is that they have these bright blue LEDs around the end. And on top of that, the LEDs are coated with silicone so you can’t even take a sharpie to them.

Conservatives love having corporate masters, so they’re all staying on reddit.

Reddit is trying to go to war with the kind of people responsible for Boaty McBoatface and they think they’re going to win.