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Cake day: September 28th, 2023

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  • I not great with estimating sizes, and i often have trouble converting things from feet to meters on the spot. Last session i presented the players a quest to slay a sea monster. They cleverly decided to scout first with a familiar, and i described the creature and its size. I ended up exaggerating the size i bit too much and they’ve decided to avoid it until they’re higher level. So what was supposed to be a simple “monster of the week” type of encounter has now turned into a late game boss fight.










  • Here’s my own controversial take:

    Any and all alcoholic beverages taste like garbage, people simply get used to the bad taste because they’re expected to drink it and/or are alcoholics.

    Countless times i’ve been offered drinks that “taste good”, or that “you can barely taste the alcohol” and every single time they taste terrible. Even when there’s a hint of flavor behind it all, it is utterly ruined by the taste of alcohol.

    No amount of seasoning is gonna make your food taste good if you’ve already taken a dump on it.


  • There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.

    Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

    I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.






  • Also, even if they didn’t need to specifically be cubes, he still left part of the object behind.

    Does it not matter how much he brings to the end?

    Is the requirement for success here solely his speed?

    Why not ditch the cube altogether?

    Or is it a sum of both speed and “cube mass”?

    If so, how much can he shave off and still compensate by being fast?

    Could you just cut a small piece of it and sprint to the end?

    Is there a minimum amount you need to bring?

    So many questions…