“I don’t care for Eric.”

If they can distract you, they can take more from you.

I hope you’re right. My worry is we keep the fossil fuels as-is and just use newer technologies to facilitate even more extraction.

They’ll just add solar and gas to the pile and keep the coal.

Yeah, he’s been an ultrawealthy real estate tycoon for the past 50+ years. It’s wild you missed that.

I’d like to have someone ask him to name all of his children out of the blue.

I bet he’d get three, maybe four.

also cops: sometimes we will just come into your house and kill you even if you’re the victim, oopsie doopsie

They think that the woman he cheated on Melania with and the lawyer who facilitated the transaction, along with all of the documented evidence, means that the global conspiracy to keep Trump down is only getting even more sinister.

Nevermind that he farted himself to sleep during the trial and refused to testify. Those objective facts don’t stand up to the conspiracy theory they’ve created in their echo chamber.

Do I have to hold my pee while I’m pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?

“AI deep machine learning large language models crypto blockchain dotcom”

Thank you for your snackrifice.

The first hit is great.

The third or fourth will get you.

“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”

Judging by the laws being passed I’d guess drag queens.

Seems like a good way for people to slip money into Trump’s accounts without the regulatory oversight of a direct gift or donation.

Right wing news will run endless stories over the first part and totally bury the second part.

But never healthcare.

One of my state senators introduced a bill that’d let inmates choose execution by a firing squad made up of members of the legislature. Like ‘If you want to kill them so bad, you pull the damn trigger.’

Isn’t going anywhere but I like the sentiment. Real Ned Stark energy.

Every time his mental stability or physical health is brought up, I go back to this. His supporters are so sycophantic that he could shit into his open palm and lob it into the crowd at a rally and they’d never question it.

“I think it was 35… 30 questions. And let me tell you, you know, they always show you the first one: a giraffe, a tiger or a whale. ‘Which one is the whale?'”

He’s done this enough times that he knows the first one is always this question? How many cognitive tests has he completed? Did he pass the others?

It’s also insane that the bar is this low. You recognize animal shapes, here are the keys to the nuclear stockpile, have fun.