It’d be like Pain and Gain. Throughout the move they would have to keep reminding the audience that it’s based on true events.

God gaveen a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

Where did you work? What kind of Boomer clients did you serve?

I worked fast food in '03, it was closer to 50/50.

Not knowing anything about French, this was my assumption and reasoning.

John Stewart highlighted a few:

https://youtu.be/NpBPm0b9deQ?si=SVPAYoLalT4XVPn_

“allegedly”

Better?

Yup. California Dept of Public health said basically that.

You got COVID? Whatever, just wear a mask on your mandated in- office days.

https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CID/DCDC/Pages/COVID-19/COVID-19-Isolation-Guidance.aspx

My hometown has an intersection of Miller Ave and Miller Ave.

Activated Almonds, I’m sure.

Is CyberNews’ data checker safe? Or is entering an email just confirming a valid email address to the breachers?

Life, uh, finds a way.

Legal Eagle did a video on this and brought up some interesting points I dont see very often.

1. What happens to all the Federally-Owed land and military bases in Texas?

2. What happens to Shared assets like the gold on Fort Knox?

3. What happens with the National Debt?

The “catch pads” are where they screw you over. They have to be changed regularly. My wife has had to change the pads more than buy new ink. And then you need a $10 code to reset the counter ON TOP of the pad.

Also Fuck Epson Ecotank series.

…again

Look kids, Big Ben

Ehhh…bloody poops would have plasma in them.

While backpacking in Europe I spent a week in France. I got in the habit of starting conversations with “parlez-vous anglais?”

Next stop was Germany. After getting off an early train and trying to book the next leg, I asked the ticket attendant, “sprechen sie anglais?” She stared at me for a moment and responded in crystal clear English, “You mean, do I speak English?”

Dude, I made it like 80% of the way through that movie before I noticed it was Romeo and Juliet. I felt so dumb when it hit me.

It was the Leonardo DiCaprio version, wasn’t it?