Technically, you can’t say that He/Him are God’s preferred pronouns because the capitalization doesn’t appear in the oldest texts. They are more a matter of tradition than of reality. However, you could say that’s even worse because Christians have embraced these neopronouns on God’s behalf.

How do you know he didn’t use in vitro fertilization?

What does ERB stand for?

Stop being greedy?

HINT: zoom in on the kid’s hands.

6,000 to 12,000 years old is what I heard. I’m guessing that this “Christians Against Science” page is a joke community that is making fun of YECs by saying it’s 4,000.

If you look at pictures of people doing a “human flag pole” you’ll see that they all have their arms spread wide, with one hand above them and the other one below. And if you look at the guy in the background, you can see he is looking at the guys feet instead of at the man himself. So, yes, this old guy is absolutely being lifted up by his feet.

I don’t understand the last panel, why is he wearing mice for hair?

That’s why I like to mod my games with a gravestone mod. Your items are safe but dying still costs you something.

Octopuses have beaks. Are beaks considered part of a skeleton?

I’ve always thought that the Maul we got was cartoonishly evil looking.

Umm…

Surviving sharpened examples point to actual use as weapons, but their rarity, and the training necessary to use them, strongly suggest that they were only rarely used as such.

I think you are on the right train of thought for this. A real person injecting themselves probably should be considered a NSFW image but a cartoon/meme character shouldn’t be.

Ideally we would have NSFW, NSFL, and something like NSFG (Not Safe For Grandma) tags.

It looks like you probably don’t have enough edge for this, but a simple vise grip could work.

Here’s the pic:

Mango juice is legitimately too sweet for me.

Can somebody explain to me why it’s taking so long for Tate to get sentenced?

Really? It seems like it’s 50/50 if I can even open a link I’ve searched up without it immediately demanding that I log in.

I did some quick maths and assuming a desk-top globe of 12 inches, and guessing that the spokes are a quarter of an inch (which is probably too small), then the diameter of a life-sized spoke would be at least 82 miles (132.5 km) wide.

Is this a copy-pasta I haven’t seen before or did you make this up?