Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE
That’s the spirit!
Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”
Soapscotch?
Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called “death by garlic”. It’s the only time I’ve cooked something and though, “ok, this is a good amount of garlic!”.
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?
At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂
Hopefully harder to push around government types, I agree. But at the same time, easier to summon and unleash his mob without restraint. At that point, what else can he possibly lose?
It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *
*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.
Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?
Your honor, I’m not responsible for the petabytes of pirated content that my computer downloaded!
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate