Oh come on, Fred Durst isn’t THAT bad

If you have to suck your cake up then it doesn’t sound delicious to me, it sounds raw

Don’t worry about the hand thing, that’s just what the tables are like at McDlidani

I’m using this in my daily life now

The first one sounds like Down With The Sickness by Disturbed

I think the second one is the theme from Doctor Who

A power plug, but the three-prong ones like we have in the UK. The two lower prongs would appear to be plugged into the phone, and the top prong would just hover uselessly above the phone.

Bonus points for following the shape of the plug properly and having the cable come out of the bottom of the wall wart, so the phone can never lat down flat while it’s charging.

What happens when you add Kurt Angle into the mix?

Thank Mr Skanktal

I too choose this narwhal’s dead bacon

Never for headphones, but I use an aux cable to connect to my amp and play along with music

Uh, didn’t you read the thing? Reddit’s awesome and all!

Ask me how I know

Are you spying on him?

Yeah it’s like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.

*Fuque You

Twatter

I know it doesn’t have anything to do with the letter X, I just think it fits now more than ever.

So you put one portal down the toilet, one portal on the bottom of the bucket, and boom. Infinite shower.