From what I could find online the “electric paste” is just a paste made of yellow phosphorous which is apparently excellent for killing things lol it seems to have stopped being sold after an EPA recall in the 80s

He can do whatever he wants to my texts as long as I don’t have to hear about it lol

A few years ago I started getting random texts in the middle of the night from some guy who thought I was a girl he’d met at a bar. I guess the guy was kind of a pest so she gave him a made up number that just happened to be my number. I tried politely explaining that I was:

a. not a girl

b. definitely not anyone he knows

and

c. trying to sleep because it’s 2am

He seemed to think this was some sort of courtship game and kept messaging me until I finally just told him to fuck off

This scenario kept repeating itself every few weeks apparently whenever he would get drunk and/or horny in the middle of the night

It kept going until one night I finally told him I would meet him somewhere and just went back to sleep

I never heard from him again after that… Maybe he’s still waiting there? 😂

I see they’ve included a sticker for that unsung hero of the internet Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage! That really classes up the whole thing!

Careful, you may have just started an Entmoot

It’s fine I actually like seeing all the posts from Germany and France and the UK, it was just weird to see the same meme show up so many times with no explanation lol

I’m in the US. On my last trip to the grocery store I saw that the Mt Olive brand is now selling pickle juice as its own separate product. They had little shot sized bottles and big liter jugs of it. Someone had the actual nerve to market this as a “sports drink”.

It’s literally on the same shelf right next to the pickles, and cost nearly twice as much.

Looks like a job for some pliers

The actual word is “citrusy”… What kind of restaurants have you been going to? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That’s some very odd comma placement… 🧐

It’s literally in the article my source is right there. The only person trolling at this point is you. There is literally nothing I can quote here that isn’t in the article, so copying and pasting it for you serves no purpose. I am done arguing with you about it, so I am blocking you now.

Have a nice day

Dude, it literally says it in the article in the post. If you can’t be bothered to read it that’s not my problem. I’m not going to go through and post quotes and links to an article that the post has already provided. It’s not difficult, just click the link in the post

Maybe the nuggets at that location are close to their expiration date so they’re only selling larger sizes to get rid of them faster?

You read the same article I did buddy, I don’t have any other information. If you disagree with my assessment of it that’s fine, I’m not going to sit here and copy/paste the whole article for you though.

Yes. It says it quite clearly in the article above. That’s where I read it.

It was rejected because the settlement would have made the company bulletproof against any further civil suits and effectively left the most villainous people with billions of dollars

Why would he do that to himself when he can just pay someone to do it for him?

I don’t have the invoice anymore but I think it said it was around $1300

Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise… Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again.

I got this wonderful grey/brown sweater once that I loved. It was just big enough that I would describe it as “comfy”. I decided to wear it to work one day and was immediately told I looked like Gimli in that LOTR scene where he tries to wear human sized armor… 😭