To anyone not aware of sleep apnea it wouldn’t seem like there was anything wrong with my sleep. I don’t snore, I just don’t breathe continuously when unconscious.

It took about 2 years to fully recover mentally from decades of this shitty sleep. I only found out from visiting my parents and my mom saw me not breathing while I was asleep on the couch. I’ve also had 6 sleep studies in 11 years to try and figure out why it is happening but it is idiopathic.

I can’t remember what people on Reddit with UARS found to be the best treatment but the biggest step always seemed to be getting a doctor to diagnose it properly instead of just signing it off at regular sleep apnea. I hope you find a treatment that helps. The brain can bounce back, so don’t give up hope that you can get your mind back.

I don’t have fear of my dreams, they are just incredibly disjointed and sometimes jarring if I do remember them. It isn’t stemming from abuse or psychological damage that I could go to therapy for, it is likely just because my brain doesn’t properly function during sleep.

Signals that should tell me to breathe don’t send so I get deprived of oxygen until other signals finally kick in and start my breathing again for a few seconds before the whole thing starts again, for every minute I’m asleep without a CPAP machine I am not breathing for 20 seconds or more.

Lots of adrenaline shocks through the night as my heart gets stressed and I’m sure the mix of stress hormones and neurochemicals mess with how my brain processes dreams. It is akin to the feeling people have described of a bad drug trip.

My brain literally doesn’t function properly when I sleep, it doesn’t send signals for my lungs to exhale so it probably is doing other things wrong as well.

Once I started on CPAP there was a huge drop in adrenaline shocks to my heart while I slept.

Or don’t, maybe we are supposed to forget them. For instance I do not want to remember my dreams as I have barely ever had a pleasant one. I’d rather wake up in blissful ignorance of whatever shit my broken brain threw together while it tries to suffocate me.

Places don’t accept pdf files that have signature touchscreen signed signatures?

I sold and bought a house without signing anything except the final papers at the notary. The mortgage, the realtor papers, the inspection all were signed on either a DocuSign page or on my phone with a stylus.

I’m sorry we don’t serve Döner Kebab here, we only serve Donairs.

If you can breathe through the butt as you can through your mouth, can you eat with your butt as well?

Was South Park right and you can put a turkey up your ass and digest it?

After I made the comment I looked it up and realized I have actually seen it and that is how forgettable it is.

I didn’t even realize there was an Assassin’s Creed movie.

Must have blinked and missed it.

But don’t worry, there’s false equivalence because in one day Hamas killed a few hundred children so the tens of thousands now are totally justified and will be until none are left. /S

He lies to you. That is the day sky.

Ronald Raygone was the original mentally unfit resident.

I somehow doubt the movie will go much into his complete lack of mental capacity in his last years in office.

Also I doubt there will be much mention in the movie of Nancy Reagan being the Blowjob Queen of Hollywood, or at least the MGM studio lot.

You mean you haven’t seen the Scrubs webseries?

That is the ninth season.

My preferred death would be instantaneous combustion. No need for a cremation later, just a one shot of death and decorporealization.

This is a lie to make people feel better, rather than let them think they will die instantly, let them think for an hour and 30 mins they will calmly enjoy their final minutes listening to Mike Myers. Personally I’d rather go out to Wayne’s World if it’s going to be Mike Myers.

I thank you for saving me the trouble of looking up the wikipedia article for the plot synopsis.

Wait for low tide, build up a temporary dike away a distance from the ship that won’t blow up but can abate the wave then blow up the ship.

Could moving invasive trees into areas northward help us continue to farm them after we devastated their native habitat?

What is going to happen to the native plants we clearcut to make way for the invasive? Move them more north too?

She looks like a slightly evil badly aged Lacey Chambert.

Now everybody look under your seat for the keys to your brand new Star Stuff.