17 years! you must have given her such a wonderful life

what else would it be?

wish I actually used Spotify, so I could boycott

and the original(s - they do two distinctly different versions) are both amazing, arguably better than this cover.

look up EDNASWAP - Torn for the original versions

a gray team joins the game from the east, hostile to both present teams

I don’t strictly forget about them, but I never think to buy them myself. Brussels sprouts.

Jung’s work is too derivative. If you want to be taken seriously, coach it in terms of Freud’s theories.

give daddy’s tablet back and stop skipping school.
your older self will thank you for it.

even if this specific example were, the law of large numbers means there’s a very high likelihood that at least one person really holds this attitude.

it took me a long time to realise that just because it has the word liberty (almost) in it, doesn’t mean it’s a left-wing idea.

I think you said the unspoken part out loud.

indeed, I think even the top transfem olympian did not rate compared to the top ‘natural’ (I use that word only to distinguish, not to disparage) women.

a stainless steel, vacuum sealed French press (coffee plunger), which I bought back in… 2011? i think? when I broke my glass one a week after getting it.

they only did that for the painting.

pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

unfortunately, I entirely lack imagination. happily, however, this is not a case where one is needed.

you got the last letter of the C-word right, but it’s one letter too short.

some republicans are good people not awful to literally everyone

some republicans are good people in the same way some cops are good cops.

… ARAC

sounds great. what exactly will you be paying me to do?