Not a woman, but no.

That shows poor financial responsibility.

I’m sure people can handle a few alligators and mosquitos spilling out of the portal

I suggested this term in academic circles, as a joke.

I also suggested hallucinations ~3-6 years ago only to find out it was ALSO suggested in the 1970s.

Inbreeding, lol

Good – is it $10,000 now instead of only $5,000?

I mean, don’t all the dream characters die when you wake up? Seems kinda

Not good

My lucid dreams are unspeakably realistic, comprehensively and indistinguishable from reality. It’s like waking up each night into a horrible dystopia.

In my nightmares, there’s a global autocracy, a kind of maximalism of pain which forces people into mass slavery, but it’s not even according to their whims, it’s simply a price for existing.

I’d go on but it’s too spooky and sad.

The rest of the time life’s pretty good.

Bruh, the timing

The algorithm

Vivec? Like, of the Tribunal?

Lemmy has its own memes haha

Making pizzas in slave-like conditions

“Mmmh, this sure beats pressing fast forward for 8 hours in single player”

I’ve been laughing at this quote for 5 minutes straight

It’s so good

He knows he’s right

Also: I code sometimes, and all of my code is of masterpiece quality. I cannot debug my own code, I ask for outside help and we have to dismantle the NT kernel to find out what’s gone wrong

“How to get an extension on phd thesis”

Given your vast experience and that your distro quest is over – what did you settle on?

Sincerely, Win10+Kubuntu user

They’re eating your cats! They’re eating your dogs!

They’re eating your babi aborting your babies!

Me, making sure I’m not watching The Onion News

That’s the origin of the superstition, don’t cha know?

This is correct. You understand the 4th dimension 🙏

All three of those futures exist simultaneously in different parts of the world

Welcome … to Jurassic Park

Recorder noises

inhales sharply

Don’t violate causality, don’t violate causality

Don’t tell them about the event

You know that’s totally fair

What the fuck, I love my 7900XTX - why AMD?

You built a competitive card for $800, why focus away from the top end?