I’m just glad to see “whoa” spelled correctly.

Lose: when you no lpnger have something

Loose: when you no longer wear a belt

Plurals don’t get apostrophes.

Yes, Rumsfeld died in 2021.

Rumsfeld died in 2021.

lose: when you no longer have something

loose: when you no longer wear a belt

*loses

Why did the human jump on the counter?

I like to respond with, “Why? What’s in the bathroom?”

Nah, it’s the same old meaning.

Summer sausage and cheddar cheese.

I lived in the hood for a while, and a neighbor’s wifi was called CrackremovedNet.

What are “food windows”?

Because the reason no one wants to do those jobs is because they don’t pay anything and they don’t have any good benefits.

If that’s how he feels then why doesn’t the genie just poof Nazis out of existence in the first place?

Drewtoothpaste does webcomics too.

We called it “Blood Bath From Beyond”.

It’s Fortune magazine. Yahoo aggregates news from other sources.