Rules of acquisition number 30: There are no huMON feeeemales on the internet.

Lupus. He needed more mouse bites.

She is real to me.

I never understood the premise of that porn. There is a guy sitting in a metro train with his fully errect cock and people are not doing anything. The lady sits next to the guy who has a tank top but nothing else? Also why does he have a fully errect cock? Imagine the tension and embarrassment you’ll get in that situation. No one can maintain a fully errect cock in that space. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

SPELL IT! S, P, AAACCCEEEE! SPACE!

If they are not mad at me I’ll just go to the fruit stand with the gorilla and chill.

It’s better than your fav YouTuber just stopping making videos. Zuthar13…

Using linux turned me straight because I hatw you gay assholes.

Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke

That wallpaper is giving me Elite Dangerous vibes. Do you play?

Yeah, going back in time is too op. Let’s say you become your 6 year old body with the same memories and mental capacity as you are now. What about now?

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

He looks like he wouldn’t even hurt a fly

So if I dislike your post, you get testicular cancer?

I will cause a resonance cascade on Valve HQ if that ever happens.

Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.

Blacks.

Young Home Made .50cal Sub-Machine Gun

Two targets bearing 2-6-4, distance, 2 kliks.

What!?

Uhh… I mean… meow.

No! You changed the outcome by measuring it!