The exact argument i use when people tells me finger prints r more secure than a password.

Thats the moment u realize a lot of scientist could use a snack break or two, maybe even a lunch hour.

Can u elaborate?

Weren’t the cats 3 dimensional? Dude this water sure is messing my percepcion of reality, for a moment I really tought we were living in a capitalist dystopia, uff.

New core memory unlocked, thanks!

'Cause we have to research demon cores in order to understand demonds, duh.

Pls don’t give anyone ideas

LIAR !!! The only real gods are ms. spagetti monster, and Tlaloc.

And i only worship one of those 2.

Pls tell me this isn’t a real lovecraftian monster i was unaware of

Damm it, i wanna up vote, but that number dude, its just perfect :'D

I laugh a fucking lot any time I hear somebody talking excitedly about the implant Elon is trying to make. Especially when I remember how a lot of them r the same people whom went crying about how there r chips in the vaccine’s.

What bad change does windows 11 even make from windows 10?

The primordial one, u need a Microsoft account to even be able to install.

The next, all the ui changes wich prioritizes “looks” over being useable.

All the new extra telemetry, etc, etc, etc.

Nope, i tried to join years ago and apart from being awful to navigate, in just 5 minutes I was considered a desinformation propagandist by asking for sources validating the supposed “facts”.

I mean, that last update gave me an always wonderful kernel panic, so…

Mujico.org c:

That’s not a croissant, it’s a “bolillito” calientito pal’ perro frio que hace.

SolidJJ?

R u talking about musk?

How dare u!