Wait a minute… You thought it was a variation of “Mah Bucket” didn’t you? I see it now!
How on earth does that resemble anything related to a seal?
Florida just got a freaking shit ton of water from the hurricane.
Why don’t they just pump it from there?
Go on…
God, the irony of MTV playing this as their very first music video.
What woman would want to marry sometime that felt the need to put his political career over their relationship? Sounds like a match made in heaven
Goddamn you…
No problem! Enjoy your alcoholic adventure!
Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:
Cheapest, but very drinkable:
A little more expensive, but amazing:
Dick Turner
“You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut.”
Omg. This changes everything
Their gas prices are always cheaper than anything else you’ll find just of the highway. They literally lose money on gas sales - just so you will possibly buy something in the store.
The prices in the store aren’t cheap (about what you’d expect from a highway-side gas station), but you can get all kinds of stuff in there. BBQ, roasted nuts, deli sandwiches, fudge, and some of the best beef jerky around
Um, there’s way more than just Texas.
They’re also in AL, CO, FL, GA, KY, MO, SC, and TN
Useless reply here. Lol.
That’s brilliant
OMG Trump is off the rails and i absolutely love it!
Moderator: "Just to be clear, you have a plan? "
Trump: “I have concepts of a plan?”
Whatta Man in my ass
Not the Push It i was listening to, but this works even better! 😂