I’m not a hero, I’m a dark anti-hero like the friggin Jonkler

Woke up late today

Labor Day but the posters still have to work.

It’s right in the name people, SOFT. SOFT drinks make hard times. HARD drinks make soft times.

Need coffee

Wive(s): Left me.

Girlfriend(s): Left me.

Children: Hate me.

Oh yeah it’s billionaire deadbeat dad time.

Got it edited

He really is a billionaire deadbeat dad complete with hating his kid for her gender identity.

late as usual

He’s such a bigot and yet I’d bet money his dick-riders would be like “umm actually Elon loves trans people because he doesn’t want to put them in camps”.

Wish I was in a better mood to celebrate being first.

Sorry slept in

Oh why is it only women that can shop, what can’t men? This is a clear example of misandry.

Like I said I am the cishet john fetterman of loving my trans comrades the way he loves israel.

It’s good they got another moron to fill in for Cucker Carlson.

chicory brew

Sounds tasty

Back off I’ll take you on - love my trans comrades more than anyone!

Why are chuds so obsessed with Yasuke in Assassin’s Creed?

Because to a lot of chuds Japan is one of the last strongholds for white people. Never mind that Japanese people didn’t get invited into the “white” club after the post war reconstruction period. But chuds are obsessed with their like “purity” and other fascist shit, so they have to have the myth that all samurai were these white gods. Mind you, samurai were not even good people to begin with and bushido from what I gather was largely mythologized much like chivalry was.

World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade: got a lot of great memories playing this since this was the only expansion I was in a chill raiding guild and we got furthest progression on our server. Horde got paladins and I rerolled to Blood Elf paladin, my favorite class. Played a lot of PvP and did well in arena.

I mucked around a bit with this at launch, it was my intro to WoW. I only did a few of the dungeons as horde and played a druid. Been meaning to try out a classic private server sometime and see some of the stuff I never got to see on retail.

Oh I forgot Dark Souls Prepare To Die Edition, which added the Artorias Of The Abyss expansion pack.