Spaghetti_Hitchens
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8·5 months agoWe are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening
52·5 months agoWhat’s up, my cisgenda?
This man clearly has a neck. Fail
3·5 months agoHave they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
27·6 months agoWell duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!
Gonna need weekly pregnancy check-ins
10·6 months agoTurning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
That’s how I read that
23·6 months agoThe average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
2·6 months agoPushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
1·6 months agoCongrats on the sex
1·6 months agoNo no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you
201·6 months agoBased on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?