My first invention was a jigsaw puzzle that you could pick up and fold away without losing progress (velcro on the pieces and the board). It felt great at the time! I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

Ooh it’s because when we were babies we put everything in our mouths! The brain (and tongue) remembers.

So what you’re saying is there’s a market for pony diapers?

People become defensive when they’ve been hurt before.

Ha I cup my man’s pecs because they’re there. I believe it may be the same reason men like to honk ours. Honk

I see a pearl necklace

Lookat datboi

Pulp fiction.

Here’s hoping you don’t have to go to the hardware store a thousand times

I’m proud of you!! I miss my grandma, too. She was the only one nice to me, haha. Keep it up!

I’m a woman so I would become a temp prostitute. I would avoid hard drugs. Bank roll and buy a van. Live in van. Great success.

I can’t wait to find out on the next episode of dick Ball Z

I love dick!

Mmm Jeff’s dick

I got something for you to clean up baby girl.

That’s my favorite part!

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I’ve lived in Florida my entire life and my job is to clean the vacation rentals here. I love my UK visitors!! More than happy to accommodate yall!

Fantastic presentation!